shirtception

Picture of me riding a jackalope whilst wearing a shirt of jesus riding a Trex

Erratic behavior

    I can't quite recall all the times in my life I have heard things like "that's dangerous, you're going to die if you do that, WERE GOING TO CRASH AND DIE IF YOU KEEP DRIVING LIKE THIS!!!." the list goes on... my usual response is "Well, I've had a pretty good run". I am sure someone with a good understanding of the human condition can probably say that my behavior is akin to that of a person with a death wish and is ultimately corrosive to a persons life that wants to live past 39, and I guess that I can agree, to some extent.
      I am not at all suicidal, but if one of my friends was like "hey, going to make some everclear and Hawaiian punch mix in my camel back, strap my leg holster on with the .357 MAG in it and do some sweet tricks on the 4 wheeler in good ol' boy parts of outer ST Louis" I would probably show some concern. However, this behavior is relatively the norm for most Army vets who have a slight....inclination....towards boozing, adrenaline, and high capacity magazine weapons. This of course has to be taken with a grain of salt, everyone is different, most people can't see the train wreck coming when they're the conductor, i.e. if you're concerned about someone you care about, tell them. Hearing " lighting fireworks off while drinking and/or backyard archery in a residential neighborhood" gets old quick, but so does not having fingers/getting arrested.
        I know there is probably a shit ton of more things I can elaborate on to really drive home the point that I do dangerous shit for the thrills and getting a rise out of my loved ones is highly entertaining for me, but I have been taking Opiates for a workout injury and drinking Black Crown bud, henceforth I think you can just use your imagination. Actually, here is a list of words and phrases to describe what I am too lazy to write about/ form into a structured sentence(hahaha this is what hashtags are doing to my generation):

       round in the chamber, safety off, 12 pack a day, 5th of booze a day, helmet? you mean hair?, talking to strangers, 10 speeding tickets in 2012, juicing, you can sleep when you're dead, pretty sure I can kill a tiger with my bare hands, lets go sled at night in the dark and drunk, this river with gators in it seems legit to dive in, all I have to do is wait till the fuse is 1 second from going off and then throw it! annnnddddd the list goes on. As I've said it before, "I've had a pretty good run"

Me on the 4 wheeler with the 12 Gauge